he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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