i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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