Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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