hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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