I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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