Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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