Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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