I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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