Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
