Do you still have your period?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
