Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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