dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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