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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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