? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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