Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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