tell your sister to shave her snatch
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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