all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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