You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
