Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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