My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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