dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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