Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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