Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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