Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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