Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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