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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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