i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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