so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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