Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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