I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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