her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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