Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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