Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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