I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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