im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
