names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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