No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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