Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Randomize
