He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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