I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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