how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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