Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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