Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
