She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
smell my finger.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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