Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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