everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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