im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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