Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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