i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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