Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Of course I have a pirate flag
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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