Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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