if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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