I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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