I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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