Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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