I hope mine doesn't look like that
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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